Quarantine cards (Or any time of cards!)
Send you friends a card filled with dicks, sperm and glitter of course! 
Currently 3 options:
1) outside: no dick? 
Inside: I got you covered 
2) outside: quarantine 2020
Inside: at least your vacuum gets to suck something 
3) outside: quarantine sucks 
Inside: and so will this clean up
**if you’d like to personalize with your own message please reach out! 
Cards are 8$ a piece and ship directly from me.
Option to send anonymously or with insert note card with personal message.
Sending 5 or more! Get a discount!